RCA/Columbia
Home Video | Review by Dan Taylor
Like 90% of the horror/sci-fi/exploitation
flicks that came out on video in the late
1980s, BLUE MONKEY played New York for a
week, got so-so reviews, did little business
and went straight to video. Unlike most
of those films, BLUE MONKEY is actually
a recommendable little flick that plays
like a 1950s B-movie...the kind that would've
been produced by Sam Arkoff and directed
by Roger Corman. (The film also owes more
than a passing nod to George Romero's underrated
THE CRAZIES and Ridley Scott's ALIEN.)
The burning question in my
mind while watching this was, "Did
William Fruet know he was making an interesting
homage to 50s B-films, or was it simply
a 'happy accident'?"
The story starts off fast,
with ol' Fred the repairman (or was it George?)
getting all kinds of hot with this old woman
named Marvella (or something to that effect).
He fixes her windows gratis so she'll have
dinner with him. Whoops, don't touch that
new plant from the island with the active
volcano! Ohhh, too late. Once again, the
exploitation film SEX=DEATH equation is
established. Once they rush the ol' guy
to the hospital, his neck starts bulging
and something resembling a killer sausage
from either Hell or Cleveland is plucked
from his mouth. Luckily, Steve "Wasn't
I supposed to be a star after THE STUNT
MAN?" Railsback is there to help keep
things under control.
A group of "too cute"
little kids accidentally give Mr. Buggy
a growth hormone and suddenly the screen
is coated with this blue/green glop. (SEX
= DEATH is furthered when a nurse and her
datemate are taken away by the creature
while working up to the nasty on a lab table...what
eventually happens to them is particularly
nasty).
The creature, which resembles
a huge fly, escapes and begins wreaking
havoc all over the hospital while Railsback,
a female doctor and her entimologist friend
walk around in the dark shafts stalking,
and being stalked by, the creature. The
ending can be seen coming about 10 minutes
into the flick, but that's to be expected.
Like the 50s films it seeks to emulate,
a good deal of the violence takes place
off-screen, but there are a sufficient number
of nasty bits for you gorehounds.
For fans of the ol' big bug
films, BLUE MONKEY is a well-intentioned
homage that hits more than it misses. Give
credit to Fruet (who directed many an episode
of the 'Friday the 13th' tv series) and
Railsback, who gives a fairly intense performance,
but succeeds in restraining himself at the
proper moments (unlike his out-of-control
job in LIFEFORCE). Also featured in the
film are former SCTV regulars Joe Flaherty
and Robin Duke as a couple having their
first baby. In the bidness they are commonly
known as "comic relief." John
"Will I EVER Live Down ANIMAL HOUSE?"
Vernon is also on hand as a sleazy hospital
administrator. Definitely give BLUE MONKEY
a shot.