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filmmakers seem to be running out of occupations
to plunder. We've had everything from nannies
(THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE) and secretaries
(THE TEMP) to surgeons (DR. GIGGLES and
THE SURGEON) and now, dentists. Personally,
with a girlfriend that earns her keep as
an oral surgeon, I had mixed feelings about
watching Corbin Bernsen (pit-stopping in
straight-to-video-land while they polish
the MAJOR LEAGUE: BACK IN THE MINORS script)
ripping out more than impacted wisdom teeth!
Bernsen's dentist is a cleanliness-obsessed
tooth-cleaner whose immaculate existence
(hot wife, porcelain-colored car, white
clothes, gleaming home) is shattered by
the discovery of his wife's marital transgressions
with...the pool boy. As the enemy of decay
and corruption, Bernsen slowly descends
into madness while exacting revenge on his
enemies -- both real and imagined.
Admittedly, I wasn't expecting
much from this outing, despite the creative
presence of the folks behind RE-ANIMATOR,
my all-time favorite horror flick. Brian
Yuzna, who produced that epic and directed
the inferior sequel BRIDE OF THE RE-ANIMATOR,
helms this outing; and Dennis Paoli and
Stuart Gordon share screenwriting credits.
Luckily, their contributions keep THE DENTIST
from becoming a mish-mash of episodic, implimental
death. Instead, Bernsen slowly slips into
a full-blown, rage-fueled psychosis complete
with lines like, "You don't know what
it's like. The discipline, the long hours,
the lack of respect in a world that ignores
dental hygiene!" and "Pain is
an abstract emotion -- it has to be managed."
An entertaining flick that
also features Molly Hagan as Bernsen's long-suffering
hygienist, Ken Foree (DAWN OF THE DEAD,
LEATHERFACE: TCM 3, among others) as the
cop following the dentist's trail of death,
and Earl ("Hey! It's that guy!")
Boen as a pesky IRS agent looking to swing
a deal with the good doctor.