Starmaker
Home Video | Review by Dan Taylor
I feel certain that this is
the only "there's a slimy alien
monster among us" sci-fi-flick/AIDS-parable
I've ever seen where the creature is killed
by purifying fire -- and pure love -- dished
out by a chick in lingerie toting an industrial
strength flamethrower. Correct
me if I'm mistaken.
Rex Smith (MIA since his turn
as Matt Murdock/Daredevil in the much-maligned
TRIAL OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK) plays Wolf
Shadduck, a space smuggler whose ship crashes
on a barren prison planet. While waiting
for repairs and an opportunity to go through
the space shield, Wolfie decides to sample
some of the planet's nightlife. Much to
his chagrin, he starts oozing pus and has
an uncontrollable desire to murder his sexual
partners.
The only one who can figure
out what is going on is a priest played
by Patrick MacNee, the lone survivor of
a similar epidemic 26 years ago on another
planet! Let's see...the man-ster murders
his sexual partners after cheap, one-night
stands; oozing lesions/boils start showing
up on his body; the only survivor of a similar
plague is a (we assume) celibate priest;
and the one whose love he really needs is
a virginal medic who always wears white!
Talk about sledgehammer subtlety.
Did I forget to mention the
prison break? How about the fact that sexy
Rexy needs to hit the Soloflex before taking
off his shirt again? Or that McNee gets
the line of the movie: "From these
nightmares comes a demon -- AN INCUBUS!"
Hell, I'm making this sound
far more interesting than it really is.
[Editor's Note: This
flick was originally made by Charles Band's
Empire company in the late 80s and wasn't
released until 1991. In other words, the
company that released TROLL and TERROR VISION
sat on this!]