A-Pix
Home Video | Review by Dan Taylor
Going
to the video store isn't always a delightful
excursion. Then again, there are times
when the trip to the rental store results
in a deliciously demented flick like UNCLE
SAM. Now I'll admit that I was gonna rent
this long before I took one look at the
credits. It had one of those hologram boxes
that changes pictures depending on how you
look at it, and this one had the creepy
visage of a zombie-like Uncle Sam on the
cover hovering between the time-honored
'I Want You' message. One move of the box
to the other side and it became clear that
good ol' Uncle Sam wanted me alright, but
he wanted me DEAD!
Glancing at the credits made
the flick move up the list from probable
to DEFINITE... credits like director William
(MANIAC COP, MANIAC) Lustig and writer Larry
(IT'S ALIVE!, GOD TOLD ME TO, I THE JURY,
the list goes on) Cohen. Stars like William
Smith, Timothy Bottoms, PJ Soles, Robert
Forster, Bo Hopkins and Isaac Hayes. In
the words of nerdy, teenage comic fans,
"Fuckin' schweet, fuckin' awshome!"
I'll admit that I've been
disappointed by such "star vehicles"
in the past. Luckily, this
insane combo of DEATHDREAM and the aforementioned
MANIAC COP avoids the problems and pitfalls
of such flicks.
And while it would be easy
to dismiss UNCLE SAM as a straight-to-video
horror entry looking to capitalize on the
genre's recent success, there are many philosophical
questions raised during its snappy running
time. For instance, exactly why does Uncle
Sam's wife show up at her sister's house
wearing her robe and pajamas? Or, while
it seems logical that garden variety flag-burning
vandals deserve to get their asses kicked
by a zombie soldier, do folks deserve to
die just because said zombie soldier finds
their views "un-American"? And
finally, is it right to laugh at Isaac Hayes
simply because he ALWAYS sounds like Chef
from SOUTH PARK?
See UNCLE SAM and join the
debate...